Bill Gates is laying at the beach and reads the news paper. Suddenly he discovers a bottle in the sea. He takes it and opens it.
A ghost appears and says: "I have been trapped for 100 years. As a reward
you can make a wish."
Bill Gates things about it and suddenly says: "This is the map of Yugoslavia.
I want peace for this country."
Ghost: "I can do a lot, but this ? Don't you have another wish ?"
Bill Gates: "Ok. The whole world hates Microsoft because we want to conquer
the software-market. I want you to stop that."
The Ghost thinks about it and says: "Show me the map again."
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