The Adult Workplace
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English [1]
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satire [2]
Perez 1 Denisse Perez Dirkson Period 2B 04/12/12 The Adult Workplace: Where Childish Tendencies Come to Die There is nothing more gratifying than coming to one?s first day of work as a respected, self-reliant adult. Pushing forth the double glass doors to independence as the scent of leather from a brand new briefcase combats the musk of drugstore cologne, one can finally confirm his survival from the jungle of petty nitpicking and insecure side-comments that was one?s childhood. While hypercriticism is a collective ritual commonly practiced in worn jungle gyms and high school gymnasium bleachers, the adult workplace is a haven for those who seek mature, respectful exchanges with tolerant individuals.