Off Topic Thread

not to step into a debate that is not mine but how can you say ponies are stupid?
what is stupid is how people use their ponies. there are so many usefull aplications for ponies. like in combat (and i don't know why the canadians haven't figured this one out), say you are in a mounted unit but you need stealth. a horse is too big but with a pony, you ride below the radar.

also, have you ever seen a midget get abused in a movie. it's instant comady. for some reason(probably cuz they're small) midgets getting thrown around is hillarious. like mini-me in austin powers.
well, ponys are the midgets of horses, which makes me think that if you got an evil horse and then got a pony that looked just like him, and they had all kinds of zany adventures and their evil plots were foiled by a horse with an english accent (a clydesdale perhaps?) it would be a huge hit.

also, remember how great it was when it was legal for children to work in factories? they could reach all those hard to get places and they got paid way less than adults. well the same is true for horses but because they are adults child labor laws don't apply. (which makes me wonder why the same logic has not been applyed to midgets.)

lol

Ahh, Shadow--you always know the right things to say to set my heart all a-flutter!!! lol

W00T! Another rider!!! YAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!! I'm so very sorry that you're bedridden, Greenlover. Mind if I call you Green? I would be bored out of my mind if that were to happen to me. You said that you ride English. Do you jump? What kind of horse to you have/ride? I ride both English and Western, but I'm more interested in English, namely Dressage and Jumpers. I wanna get into eventing, actually. What about you? Ever tried Western before?

Ferris, you crack me up. I was laughing way too much at your plots for ponies. You've only forgotten one important thing--ponies are evil, conniving, freakishly intelligent little sadists who will stop at nothing to do the maximum harm to a person. This is the truth. SO DON"T UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE!!!!

Er, 'scuse me for that. I got a little carried away again. Really need to cut back on the sugar.

Shadow;87072 wrote:What can I say, some people just find me impeccably charming. :D

Wow, keep that up and you're gonna be needing a new hat....

Gah! My email told me no one had responded here yet!!

Xenahorse: You can call me Green; and, yeah, I jump. My mom freaks out if I try to jump higher than a three foot fence though... I learned to ride in the western style first, but I *hate* jogging. I don't own my own horse, but I would love a Florida Cracker (they're gonna be our state horse soon!), but I do take care of a Thoroughbred (Shameless bragging: one of Secretariat's grand-daughters) and a Quarter horse. They're my mom's and sister's, respectively. And because I refuse to take instructions from their instructor, I am not allowed to ride either one. (Though I have ridden Paints, Morgans, Appolousa, Thoroughbreds, Roans, Walkers, a Shetland, and various indeterminable ponies.)

And Ferris, those are some very interesting uses for ponies. I wonder why no ones thought of them before. It seems to be just as good as "A Modest Preposal" 's proposal. Eating babies is a wonderful way to solve world hunger, employ millions, and provide population control.

And ya know what Shadow? I have met some very stupid ponies. And horses, too. :)

Greenlover17

I love it Green! Ferris' own Modest Proposal, equine style--hmm...I think I want to play around with this idea actually....

Oh, just added a freaky story to the "Spiders" thread. Read it!

I so want read anything you can parody off that story. It was my favorite to read in English last year.

ZOMG, that is a great addition to the "The Evils of Spiders" thread. Thank you for your contribution.

That poor, poor child. o.O

Greenlover17

Yeah, college is much less work!