tippofmylungs's blog

Did your summer end up like it was supposed to? Mine usually don't.
So instead, I make school year's resolutions every year. Kind of like New Year's because they usually, like summer resolutions, never get accomplished. Maybe it's because I overpromise and underdeliver.

I think I will make an Underpromised list.
1. Try to stay on a single teacher's good side.
2. Limit myself to one hour of dozing off in every class.
3. Get at least 2 hours of sleep the night before.
4. Do some homework.
5. Pass a test.

So, some of you may have seen my earlier post appropriately titled "Metaphors you shall never use. Ever." with the first half of this ridiculous list. And here is the second half. Sadly, I can't take credit for writing these marvelous metaphorical monsters (hey, that was an alliteration! My English teach would be proud). But while they may not help you in the least bit with school work, they're quite funny. Which should count for something...

12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.