If you have any sweet jokes, tell 'em here.

I think that I'll start it off with a few science jokes.

Q- What do you do with a dead chemist?

A- BARIUM!!

Willie was a chemist, but Willie is no more. What Willie thought was H2O was H2SO4.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, that'll be $1. A neutron walks into the bar, and asks for a drink. The bartender says, this ones no charge.

Here are some other random ones.

What do you name a woMAN with one leg? Ileen.

What do you call someone in the ocean with no arms and no legs? Bob.

What are your favorite jokes?

-Big D