If you have any sweet jokes, tell 'em here.
I think that I'll start it off with a few science jokes.
Q- What do you do with a dead chemist?
A- BARIUM!!
Willie was a chemist, but Willie is no more. What Willie thought was H2O was H2SO4.
A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, that'll be $1. A neutron walks into the bar, and asks for a drink. The bartender says, this ones no charge.
Here are some other random ones.
What do you name a woMAN with one leg? Ileen.
What do you call someone in the ocean with no arms and no legs? Bob.
What are your favorite jokes?
-Big D
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*Note: Spelling is not my forte.
A baby atom goes to his mother and says
--mommy I lost an electron
--are you sure?
--I'm positive
hahaha bad one...here's a longer one
A man finds one day that his chicken is sick, so he takes it to a biologist. The biologist pokes, probes the chicken but he says "I'm sorry I don't know what is wrong with your chicken." So the man takes it to a chemist, the chemist takes some samples of the chicken, runs some tests on it, one of his beakers overflows then he comes to the man and says "I'm sorry I don't know what is wrong with your chicken." So the man takes the chicken to a physicist. The physicist looks at the chicken, starts writing stuff down, runs some programs on his computer then says "I've figured out how to cure your chicken. Unfortunately it only works for a spherical chicken in a vacuum."
...reveals the true nature of physicists
You know you're an AP student if...
you think studying is fun.
you constantly find yourself saying "we had homework?"
everything you know about sex, you learned in english class.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Some of those are just not funny....
"To many people spend money on things they don't need, to impress people they don't like, with money they don't have."
"When all else fails read the directions."
Well....Ummm...Let's just say those were different.
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Hey, don't be misrepresentin' if you don't have any jokes worth telling. At least we show our awesome jokes. Can't say the same for some...
-Big D
*Note: Spelling is not my forte.
Here's a chem one:
What do you get when you have a mole of moles digging a mole of holes?
A mole of mloasses!!!
*You groan at some of these, but you have no idea what my ap chem class goes through-our teacher is a lover of bad jokes, and I mean bad ones*
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