If you have any sweet jokes, tell 'em here.
I think that I'll start it off with a few science jokes.
Q- What do you do with a dead chemist?
Willie was a chemist, but Willie is no more. What Willie thought was H2O was H2SO4.
A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, that'll be $1. A neutron walks into the bar, and asks for a drink. The bartender says, this ones no charge.
Here are some other random ones.
What do you name a woMAN with one leg? Ileen.
What do you call someone in the ocean with no arms and no legs? Bob.
What are your favorite jokes?
*Note: Spelling is not my forte.