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Ninjas vs Pirates

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Pirates don't get a lot of chics. Haven't you ever seen movies like Peter Pan? Clearly, there are no woMEN on those ships. Plus, their ships suck. Sure, they have cannons and stuff, but they are made of wood. And, they have some money, but what do they do with it? Keep it around in treasure boxes so they can say, "Ooooo, ahhhhh." Have you seen a pirates clothing? How do they spend thier money? On these woMEN?

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Pirates of course! They get all the booty! : )

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pirates = rule.
just because they do..hahaha
well...if you want justification..look at orlando bloom and johnny depp. two very cute pirates. hahha albeit fake, but hey, POTC rocked more than any ninja movie.

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Question: are we voting on being a pirate or a ninja, or being around them? Because if it's being one, I'd choose pirates. You get to wear long trenchcoat type things and clashing colors and hats...hats rock. But if it's being near one, I'd have to choose ninjas because pirates rob you and take women and make you walk the plank, but ninjas generally attack each other, not by standers.

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Pirates r better because I celebrate Dress Like a Pirate day, not dress liek a ninja. Pirates talk cooler too. May 19th everyone!

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Obviously none of you know that pirates are where it's at. They go around plundering other ships for booty and raping women. THAT'S THE BEST LIFE EVER. Also, pirates have bigger johnsons than ninjas could ever hope to have. Their rods could take your head CLEAN OFF.

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lol there ya go shirtninja, u can help me celebrate PIRATE DAY!!!!

myopichappiness's picture
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Quote:raping women

^ errr....i hope that's not where it's at...but anyways heh, pirates still rule...with their booze and johnny depp ^_^

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Ninja power!! why would you want to spend time around/be part of a bunch of unwashed drunks with skanky women? ((...I am also biased cause I get sea sick))

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Ninja's are totally dominating the pirates. No contest.

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